hi, i'm a u.s. army contractor and i'm a dumbass.

i occasionally read the toronto star online and i really had a hard time believing this story when i first saw it the other day. the story is a sad commentary on the state of paranoia that seems to be running rampant amoung the citizens of the united states of america. it appears that a contractor thought that our quarters were implanted with a nanotechnology-type spy device.

next time i cross the border on my way back to colorado i will have to remember to empty my pockets of my canadian spy gadgets.